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8 days.

- That’s the amount of time Congress will have worked between late July and November (via micdotcom)

that moment when your professor asks the class if anyone knows what fanfiction is and it’s immediately obvious who’s a tumblr user and who’s not.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

Remember when she was a positive voice for women and didn’t spend her time degrading them on tv for superficial reasons?

It’s okay, Nathan. I’m still not over it either.

It’s okay, Nathan. I’m still not over it either.

solthree:

yvonnestrahovskii:

TV show meme ➔ [4/5 female characters] Kaywinnet Lee Frye (Firefly)

I don’t believe there is a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

       (via jaxin88)

time for some Kaylee appreciation because my newborn niece was given the name Kaylee and i am so excited about that…haha. 

(Source: baelishspetyr)

"oops" - me after looking at fall boots.

but good news is i got two pair for half the price of one. queen of deals and excuses reporting for duty.

here’s a small excerpt from one of my criminal law assignments (by the way, the Evil Queen drove home drunk in a stolen car):

With Doc and Happy hiding in the bushes, Snow White lunges at the Evil Queen and announces, “Give me all your money or I’ll kill you.” The Evil Queen, in a combative mood because of the alcohol in her, takes out a poisoned dagger and says “I may not have gotten you with the apple, but this will kill you.” Fearing for Snow White’s Life, Happy pulls out his gun and shoots and the Evil Queen, but misses. The Evil Queen then lunges at Snow White. Snow White eludes the stab and pulls out her gun and shoots the Evil Queen and hits her. The Evil Queen survives but sustains severe injuries.

-teesa-:

9.9.14

It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

Sep 4

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [facebook | full imgur album]

me: “you want to go to the Baltimore Comic Con this year? we can buy that Gambit t-shirt from Amazon. it’ll be a cute costume.”

AND THEN THERE’S THIS GUY.